Weetagyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless aardvark.

Weetagyarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weetagyarl, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weetagyarl, he will boil you in a big pot.

Weetagyarl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Weetagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.