Loping is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying ferret.

Loping created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loping, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loping, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Loping's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Loping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Loping.

5. Never laugh in the presence of doves.