Gargubyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty ant.

Gargubyat created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Gargubyat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gargubyat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gargubyat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gargubyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. You must pray to Gargubyat five times a day.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not cook food in pots.