Stanmotyognannab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident jellyfish.

Stanmotyognannab created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanmotyognannab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanmotyognannab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stanmotyognannab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stanmotyognannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Stanmotyognannab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.