Stanmotyognannab is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident
jellyfish.
Stanmotyognannab created an up quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanmotyognannab, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stanmotyognannab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Stanmotyognannab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Stanmotyognannab's Holy Commandments1. Do not jump in public.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Stanmotyognannab must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not stand on grass.