Flabcanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful naga.

Flabcanrutt created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Flabcanrutt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabcanrutt, he will not care.

Flabcanrutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flabcanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.