Fabfutquill is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart
gerbil.
Fabfutquill created light nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabfutquill, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Fabfutquill, he will be mildly annoyed.
Fabfutquill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Fabfutquill's Holy Commandments1. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.
2. Never feed parsnips to dogs while wearing indigo corsets.
3. Never paint your back white.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.