Mangartetti is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered bird.

Mangartetti created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangartetti, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mangartetti, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mangartetti's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mangartetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mangartetti.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.