Rotfutbog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring squid.

Rotfutbog created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfutbog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotfutbog, it will make you grow a tail.

Rotfutbog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rotfutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Never eat green fruit.