Rotfutbog is a god.
It takes the form of a large, caring
squid.
Rotfutbog created dark energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotfutbog, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rotfutbog, it will make you grow a tail.
Rotfutbog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Rotfutbog's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never paint your back indigo.
5. Never eat green fruit.