Dissmegcam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring hare.

Dissmegcam created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissmegcam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dissmegcam, she will be very unhappy.

Dissmegcam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dissmegcam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissmegcam.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help cats in need.