Wegbadtal is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless mouse.

Wegbadtal created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbadtal, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wegbadtal, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wegbadtal's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wegbadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Put Wegbadtal first in all things.

4. Hide if four geese approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.