Taggupvonk is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, able
elephant.
Taggupvonk created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Taggupvonk, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Taggupvonk, she will turn you into a mouse.
Taggupvonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Taggupvonk's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick ants.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Pray towards the east.