Taggupvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able elephant.

Taggupvonk created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Taggupvonk, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taggupvonk, she will turn you into a mouse.

Taggupvonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Taggupvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the east.