Cebgepfod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient lizard.

Cebgepfod created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgepfod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebgepfod, she will turn you into a frog.

Cebgepfod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cebgepfod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.