Pitjonbud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered goat.

Pitjonbud created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitjonbud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitjonbud, she will turn you into a worm.

Pitjonbud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pitjonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not jump in public.