Queeggedkan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic
zebra.
Queeggedkan created gold six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Queeggedkan, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Queeggedkan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Queeggedkan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Queeggedkan's Holy Commandments1. Put Queeggedkan first in all things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
3. Always wear turquoise.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Never look in ponds.