Libnegjop is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical
duck.
Libnegjop created the cosmos six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Libnegjop, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Libnegjop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Libnegjop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Libnegjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never wear shoes.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never wear indigo dresses.