Libnegjop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical duck.

Libnegjop created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libnegjop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libnegjop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Libnegjop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Libnegjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.