Cetrigmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud aardvark.

Cetrigmab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetrigmab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetrigmab, it will cry a lot.

Cetrigmab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cetrigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Always help whales in need.