Cetrigmab is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, proud
aardvark.
Cetrigmab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetrigmab, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cetrigmab, it will cry a lot.
Cetrigmab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Cetrigmab's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always wear orange.
5. Always help whales in need.