Zimfunbem is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, generous
coyote.
Zimfunbem created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Zimfunbem, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Zimfunbem, it will turn you into a dog.
Zimfunbem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Zimfunbem's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always look after injured turtles.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never wear mauve jumpers.
5. Do not make images of living things.