Zimfunbem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous coyote.

Zimfunbem created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zimfunbem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimfunbem, it will turn you into a dog.

Zimfunbem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zimfunbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear mauve jumpers.

5. Do not make images of living things.