Begquambom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented meerkat.

Begquambom created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begquambom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Begquambom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Begquambom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Begquambom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.