Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous armadillo.

Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Kemdamxuck Nardubxucfabbop loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not skip in public.