Cudgadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing capybara.

Cudgadsak created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cudgadsak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudgadsak, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cudgadsak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cudgadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.