Wegcebtif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate hyena.

Wegcebtif created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegcebtif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wegcebtif, he will turn you into a snail.

Wegcebtif's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wegcebtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from yellow swans, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.