Venxucjon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciless dugong.

Venxucjon created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venxucjon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Venxucjon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Venxucjon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Venxucjon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venxucjon.

2. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never talk about porpoises.
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