Siggidkin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented dugong.

Siggidkin created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Siggidkin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Siggidkin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Siggidkin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Siggidkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Siggidkin.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Siggidkin.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.