Cisscanlid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering cat.

Cisscanlid created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscanlid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisscanlid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cisscanlid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cisscanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cisscanlid loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.