Pom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane wren.

Pom created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.