Nulmifkammig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless goose.

Nulmifkammig created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulmifkammig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nulmifkammig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nulmifkammig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nulmifkammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never look in ponds.