Megbopfly is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless grasshopper.

Megbopfly created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbopfly, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megbopfly, it will turn you into a worm.

Megbopfly's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Megbopfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.