Pangkomcuntetti is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating pig.

Pangkomcuntetti created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkomcuntetti, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangkomcuntetti, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pangkomcuntetti's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pangkomcuntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.