Cudbamdub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent cat.

Cudbamdub created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbamdub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cudbamdub, it will not care at all.

Cudbamdub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cudbamdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.