Ragfubnut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable badger.

Ragfubnut created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfubnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragfubnut, she will think nothing of it.

Ragfubnut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ragfubnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ragfubnut loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.