Wipwikdon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless human.

Wipwikdon created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipwikdon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipwikdon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wipwikdon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipwikdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never bounce near geese.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.