Flabcusshub Venspagrag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast zebra.

Flabcusshub Venspagrag created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcusshub Venspagrag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabcusshub Venspagrag, it will strike you with lightening.

Flabcusshub Venspagrag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flabcusshub Venspagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve jumpers.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.