Garjabmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, confident duck.

Garjabmeg created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Garjabmeg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garjabmeg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garjabmeg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Garjabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Garjabmeg's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never paint your face mauve.

5. Never think about asteroids.