Mitwonlak Ratgovget is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet wasp.

Mitwonlak Ratgovget created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitwonlak Ratgovget, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitwonlak Ratgovget, he will not care at all.

Mitwonlak Ratgovget's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mitwonlak Ratgovget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Mitwonlak Ratgovget on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Worship no other gods but Mitwonlak Ratgovget.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.