Bumceptan Latdumbat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid hummingbird.

Bumceptan Latdumbat created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Bumceptan Latdumbat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumceptan Latdumbat, she will manifest in front of you.

Bumceptan Latdumbat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bumceptan Latdumbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never sing near dolphins.

3. Run away from indigo squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.