Safgonpaklatnillbigkad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud naga.

Safgonpaklatnillbigkad created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgonpaklatnillbigkad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safgonpaklatnillbigkad, he will send you a sign.

Safgonpaklatnillbigkad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Safgonpaklatnillbigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Do not eat carrots.