Nellapgunren is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering raven.

Nellapgunren created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellapgunren, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellapgunren, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nellapgunren's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nellapgunren's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.