Xemfumpan Higbegshav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet squid.

Xemfumpan Higbegshav created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfumpan Higbegshav, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemfumpan Higbegshav, she will not invite you to parties.

Xemfumpan Higbegshav's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xemfumpan Higbegshav's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Xemfumpan Higbegshav.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Xemfumpan Higbegshav on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.