Carstigsan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, happy unicorn.

Carstigsan created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carstigsan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Carstigsan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Carstigsan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Carstigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.