Ditlaprutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving spider.

Ditlaprutt created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditlaprutt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ditlaprutt, it will come to you in dreams.

Ditlaprutt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ditlaprutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing magenta hats.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never eat bark.