Pidlarnsan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow coyote.

Pidlarnsan created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlarnsan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidlarnsan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pidlarnsan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pidlarnsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not take Pidlarnsan's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.