Botdutbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome salamander.

Botdutbonk created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdutbonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botdutbonk, he will strike you with lightening.

Botdutbonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Botdutbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botdutbonk.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick dogs.