Tunfodxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart horse.

Tunfodxin created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfodxin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunfodxin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tunfodxin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tunfodxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray coats.

2. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

3. Hide if six tapirs approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.