Flamganwonwitbim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited sheep.

Flamganwonwitbim created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flamganwonwitbim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flamganwonwitbim, she will turn you into a goat.

Flamganwonwitbim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flamganwonwitbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flamganwonwitbim.

2. Never sing near horses.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.