Gedfetkophigmiscub is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring toad.

Gedfetkophigmiscub created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedfetkophigmiscub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedfetkophigmiscub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gedfetkophigmiscub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gedfetkophigmiscub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.