Miljopbam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident hedgehog.

Miljopbam created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miljopbam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miljopbam, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miljopbam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Miljopbam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must love Miljopbam.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miljopbam.

5. Never look at galaxies.