Sagvigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered aardvark.

Sagvigdag created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvigdag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagvigdag, he will send you a sign.

Sagvigdag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sagvigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.