Metlithig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet giraffe.

Metlithig created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metlithig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Metlithig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Metlithig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Metlithig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Metlithig on top of all buildings.