Ingpidjigrigkad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing fairy.

Ingpidjigrigkad created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingpidjigrigkad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ingpidjigrigkad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ingpidjigrigkad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ingpidjigrigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.