Camfatbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless warg.

Camfatbarn created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camfatbarn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Camfatbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Camfatbarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Camfatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.